February 2012
When you plan a joke in your head and you think...
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Pet names
lasciel:
Okay pet names: Alexander The Great Chairmen Meow Trigger Admiral Pancake Calcifer … Not okay pet names: Smokey Mittens Sophie (fucking hate that name) Shadow Snowball Fuzzy Mr/Mrs-ANYTHING …
aww man, i have a cat named Sophie…… She is the alpha badass of my house.
“If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.”
– Paul Newman (via mrgolightly)
cheshirecat:
I’m wearing 2 bras today. Because the only bra I could find that gives me the proper lift/support/whatever that I need for this shirt is this Victoria’s Secret bra. But it’s a size too small for me, so I’m wearing a regular (properly-sized) bra on top of it so that my boobs do not fall out.
suffering for fashion
I ALWAYS HAVE THIS PROBLEM…. DAMN IT
“I usually don’t talk about stuff like this on my show. But I really want to...”
– -Ellen DeGeneres responds to the anti-gay group “One Million Moms,” which is boycotting JCPenneys because Ellen is a spokesperson.
Watch the clip.
(via think-progress)
Remember when there were new episodes of American...
mrgolightly:
Yeah, I don’t either.
